The House of Carlyle (or HofC for those of you who are wet for brevity) features the humour of writers with a singular wit, so singular in some cases that they have been unable to hold a regular job and are at this point so heavily medicated that they are completely unemployable. But they are hilarious. 

The HofC is run by an editorial board, a management committee, and a board of directors, consisting of the same two to seven people depending on who decided to show up that day. 

Want in? See the Submissions section. We want to read your stuff. Because if we don't practice our reading we will forget how to do it and end up only going to restaurants with pictures on the menu.